maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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