In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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