apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I just had sex on a roof
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
tell me about the fingering
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