Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
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The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize