Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
it glows. i had to have it.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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