and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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