white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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