how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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