they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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