Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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