you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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