Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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