Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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