that's an acceptable place to lick
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
