Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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