I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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