did you get engaged???
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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I love having hate sex.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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