wanna go halves on a baby?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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