That's when you crack a 10am beer
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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