It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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