nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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