Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I am naked and annoyed.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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