Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
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I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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