He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I licked your asshole in confidence.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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