Grow some girl-balls and come out already
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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