Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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