i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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