Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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