STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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