Can Purell be used as lube?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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