it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
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