Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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