He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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