Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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