I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize