have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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