Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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