Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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