worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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