Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
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Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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