It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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