this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
