i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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