Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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