So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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