No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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