Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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