i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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