You work out of a Hotel?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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