smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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