just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I'm both gender and math confused
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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