Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
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I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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