Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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