I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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