so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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