she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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