Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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