We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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